Brains and Eggs S1, Ep1 Jan. 9, 1996 Brains and Eggs Four aliens have taken on the human form and traveled to Earth in order to find out how humans live and what they do.
Post-Nasal Dick S1, Ep2 Jan. 16, 1996 Post-Nasal Dick Tommy kisses a girl, catches a bug and the whole crew gets ill.
Dick's First Birthday S1, Ep3 Jan. 23, 1996 Dick's First Birthday For the first time, Dick gets confronted with his age when he's introduced to the concept of birthdays.
Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus S1, Ep4 Jan. 30, 1996 Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus Sally has her very first date and Tommy starts going to high school.
Dick, Smoker S1, Ep5 Feb. 6, 1996 Dick, Smoker Dick takes up smoking and meanwhile Sally doesn't like to be overruled by Dick all the time.
Green-Eyed Dick S1, Ep6 Feb. 13, 1996 Green-Eyed Dick An old boyfriend of Dr. Albright shows up and Dick experiences what jealousy is.
Lonely Dick S1, Ep7 Feb. 20, 1996 Lonely Dick Dick feels very lonely because Dr. Albright is on holiday.
Body & Soul & Dick S1, Ep8 Feb. 27, 1996 Body & Soul & Dick An obnoxious professor dies and his will says he wants Dick to speak at his funeral.
Ab-dick-ted S1, Ep9 Mar. 4, 1996 Ab-dick-ted Dick doesn't want the family to always irritate each other and thinks they can learn from observing Dr. Albright and her brother Roy.
Truth or Dick S1, Ep10 Mar. 12, 1996 Truth or Dick Dick finds out people sometimes lie to get what they want and Sally and Harry find out how hard it is to get a driver's license.
The Art of Dick S1, Ep11 Mar. 19, 1996 The Art of Dick After failing everything he has tried so far, Harry turns out to be a good painter.
Frozen Dick S1, Ep12 Mar. 26, 1996 Frozen Dick The Solomons have their first experience with snow and act appropriately, or so they think.
Angry Dick S1, Ep13 Apr. 2, 1996 Angry Dick Dick wants the Solomons to meet the neighbors.
The Dicks They Are A-Changin' S1, Ep14 Apr. 9, 1996 The Dicks They Are A-Changin' Dr. Albright thinks Dick is actually an activist she met in the 1960's.
I Enjoy Being a Dick S1, Ep15 Apr. 21, 1996 I Enjoy Being a Dick Sally and Harry get a job and Dick feels kept out when he can't come to Dr. Albright and Nina's women-only study group.
Dick Like Me S1, Ep16 Apr. 23, 1996 Dick Like Me The Solomons come to realize they don't belong to any ethnic group.
Assault with a Deadly Dick S1, Ep17 Apr. 30, 1996 Assault with a Deadly Dick The Solomons' car radio is stolen and Dick is being robbed.
Father Knows Dick S1, Ep18 May 7, 1996 Father Knows Dick Harry acts upset and even a bit rebellious and Dick figures Harry needs a father figure.
Selfish Dick S1, Ep19 May 14, 1996 Selfish Dick Dick is devastated when Dr. Albright gets a new office.
See Dick Run S1, Ep20 May 21, 1996 See Dick Run Mary has finally agreed to go on a date with Dick.
See Dick Continue to Run: Part 1 S2, Ep1 Sep. 22, 1996 See Dick Continue to Run: Part 1 Sally, Harry and Tommy experience Dick's replacement is very aggravating while they don't know Dick is still trapped in the basement.
See Dick Continue to Run: Part 2 S2, Ep2 Sep. 22, 1996 See Dick Continue to Run: Part 2 The Solomons have freed Dick and now he's after his replacement.
Hotel Dick S2, Ep3 Sep. 29, 1996 Hotel Dick Dick feels he has to tell Mary he's an alien.
Big Angry Virgin from Outer Space S2, Ep4 Oct. 6, 1996 Big Angry Virgin from Outer Space Sally and Mr. Randall are having a conflict and August tests Tommy's loyalty to her.
Much Ado About Dick S2, Ep5 Oct. 13, 1996 Much Ado About Dick Mary doesn't want everybody to know she and Dick have a relationship, which Dick doesn't understand.
Dick the Vote S2, Ep6 Oct. 27, 1996 Dick the Vote Harry runs for city council after he's mistaken for an activist.
Fourth and Dick S2, Ep7 Nov. 3, 1996 Fourth and Dick It's homecoming weekend and everybody is excited about the game, except for Dick.
World's Greatest Dick S2, Ep8 Nov. 10, 1996 World's Greatest Dick Against Tommy's will, Dick enlists him in a school for gifted students.
My Mother the Alien S2, Ep9 Nov. 17, 1996 My Mother the Alien Mrs. Dubcek asks the Solomons to babysit her grandson.
Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick S2, Ep10 Nov. 24, 1996 Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick It's Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, the Solomons don't have a clue what Thanksgiving is.
Dick Jokes S2, Ep11 Dec. 8, 1996 Dick Jokes Dick desperately tries to find out how he can be funny.
S2, Ep12 Dec. 15, 1996 Jolly Old St. Dick The Solomons experience their first Christmas.
Proud Dick S2, Ep13 Jan. 5, 1997 Proud Dick Dick quits his job at the university and Harry loses his memory.
Romeo & Juliet & Dick S2, Ep14 Jan. 12, 1997 Romeo & Juliet & Dick Dick directs a school play Tommy wants to be in, but makes him the prop guy.
Guilty as Dick S2, Ep15 Feb. 2, 1997 Guilty as Dick Dick sprains his ankle while he's doing Mary a favor and she feels guilty.
A Dick on One Knee S2, Ep16 Feb. 16, 1997 A Dick on One Knee Sally meets Michel, a cute French guy who asks her to marry him.
Same Old Song and Dick S2, Ep17 Mar. 9, 1997 Same Old Song and Dick Dick feels his relationship with Mary is in a rut.
I Brake for Dick S2, Ep18 Mar. 16, 1997 I Brake for Dick Dick has run over a chipmunk and he starts to ban everything that's made of animals.
Dick Behaving Badly S2, Ep19 Mar. 23, 1997 Dick Behaving Badly Harry learns Dick how to become a real man so he won't be whipped by Mary anymore.
Dickmalion S2, Ep20 Apr. 13, 1997 Dickmalion With Dick's help, Mary gets the opportunity to get in with Rutherford's high society.
Sensitive Dick S2, Ep21 Apr. 27, 1997 Sensitive Dick Dick has to take sensitivity classes and Harry's fling Vicki is back.
Will Work for Dick S2, Ep22 May 4, 1997 Will Work for Dick When an offended Nina quits as Dick's secretary, he gives Harry the job.
Fifteen Minutes of Dick S2, Ep23 May 11, 1997 Fifteen Minutes of Dick Sally stands up to Mark Hamill who unknowingly has taken the Solomons place in a restaurant and becomes a local hero.
Dick and the Single Girl S2, Ep24 May 11, 1997 Dick and the Single Girl A smart and shy librarian at school is attracted to Dick.
A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1 S2, Ep25 May 18, 1997 A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1 Dick experiences his first nightmare and the Solomons think he's gone mad.
A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2 S2, Ep26 May 18, 1997 A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2 Dick and Sally are sober again and are informed they are all going back to the home planet for emergency maintenance.
Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1 S3, Ep1 Sep. 24, 1997 Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1 Sally, Harry & Tommy return, along with a wife for Dick selected by the Big Giant Head, Jane, his niece.
Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 2 S3, Ep2 Sep. 24, 1997 Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 2
Tricky Dick S3, Ep3 Oct. 8, 1997 Tricky Dick Out of frustration over their break-up, Dick and Mary start a series of very childish practical jokes.
Dick-In-Law S3, Ep4 Oct. 15, 1997 Dick-In-Law Dick accompanies Mary on a trip to her parents, who still think Mary and Dick are a couple.
Scaredy Dick S3, Ep5 Oct. 29, 1997 Scaredy Dick Dick has to get a medical check up but doesn't want to go because he's scared.
Moby Dick S3, Ep6 Nov. 5, 1997 Moby Dick Dick has gained quite some weight since the break-up with Mary.
Eleven Angry Men and One Dick S3, Ep7 Nov. 12, 1997 Eleven Angry Men and One Dick Dick has jury duty. Sally meets dark and intriguing Seth.
A Friend in Dick S3, Ep8 Nov. 19, 1997 A Friend in Dick Dick has to find somebody to take to a dance performance and realizes he doesn't have any friends.
Seven Deadly Clips S3, Ep9 Dec. 3, 1997 Seven Deadly Clips With the seven deadly sins as a guide, the Solomons reflect on their adventures on earth so far.
Tom, Dick and Mary S3, Ep10 Dec. 3, 1997 Tom, Dick and Mary Sally finds a job while Tommy and Dick are competing over Mary.
Jailhouse Dick S3, Ep11 Dec. 17, 1997 Jailhouse Dick Dick takes care of a felon because he feels he can make an honest man out of him.
Dick on a Roll S3, Ep12 Jan. 7, 1998 Dick on a Roll Dick ends up in a wheelchair while Harry is unhappy with Vicki being celibate.
The Great Dickdater S3, Ep13 Jan. 21, 1998 The Great Dickdater Dick is ready to start dating again and Tommy and Harry find a wallet.
36! 24! 36! Dick!: Part 1 S3, Ep14 Jan. 25, 1998 36! 24! 36! Dick!: Part 1 Rutherford gets swamped with gorgeous women.
36! 24! 36! Dick!: Part 2 S3, Ep15 Jan. 25, 1998 36! 24! 36! Dick!: Part 2 Dick, Tommy and Harry have to save Sally, and the entire world, from the Venusian women.
Pickles and Ice Cream S3, Ep16 Jan. 28, 1998 Pickles and Ice Cream Harry's pet dog from the home planet has somehow made it to Rutherford, in human form. Sally pretends to be pregnant.
Auto Eurodicka S3, Ep17 Feb. 4, 1998 Auto Eurodicka Dick discovers casual sex while Sally desperately wants to buy a very expensive car.
Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man S3, Ep18 Feb. 25, 1998 Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man Tommy is tired of being treated like a kid and decides to retire. Officer Don accidentally steals one of Sally's panties.
Stuck with Dick S3, Ep19 Mar. 18, 1998 Stuck with Dick Dick tries to get Mary back and considers himself lucky when the two of them get locked in the school library overnight.
My Daddy's Little Girl S3, Ep20 Apr. 1, 1998 My Daddy's Little Girl Mary's father George has left his wife, again, and gets along well with Sally. Very well indeed.
The Physics of Being Dick S3, Ep21 Apr. 15, 1998 The Physics of Being Dick Dick tells Sally and Harry to get a job while he wants to become a cop.
Just Your Average Dick S3, Ep22 Apr. 28, 1998 Just Your Average Dick After August and Mary admit they can be pretty weird sometimes, the Solomons decide to become totally average.
Dick and the Other Guy S3, Ep23 Apr. 29, 1998 Dick and the Other Guy Dick competes with new professor Dr. Neesam over Mary. Sally thinks Don isn't interested in her anymore.
Sally and Don's First Kiss S3, Ep24 May 6, 1998 Sally and Don's First Kiss It's time for Don and Sally's first kiss, Harry has his night school exam and the cafeteria lady hates Dick.
When Aliens Camp S3, Ep25 May 13, 1998 When Aliens Camp Dick decides the Solomons go camping, tells them not to bring anyone else because it's a family weekend and then invites Mary to come along.
The Tooth Harry S3, Ep26 May 20, 1998 The Tooth Harry Dick wants a part in a university promotional video, Harry takes Nina to the dentist and Don gives Sally a key to his house.
Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary S3, Ep27 May 20, 1998 Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary Dick plans a romantic dinner as an anniversary for him and Mary and everybody is invited.
Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show S4, Ep1 Sep. 23, 1998 Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show Harry has been kidnapped and the Solomons try to find him, a task that is complicated by the fact that Dick is literally losing his mind.
Power Mad Dick S4, Ep2 Oct. 7, 1998 Power Mad Dick Mary is the new dean and Dick thinks this gives him power as well. Sally has lost her virginity.
Feelin' Albright S4, Ep3 Oct. 14, 1998 Feelin' Albright When Sally realizes Don had other girlfriends before her, she considers them competition and wants to know who she's up against.
Collect Call for Dick S4, Ep4 Oct. 21, 1998 Collect Call for Dick Starting as a promotional giveaway at Rusty's Burgers, Dick becomes addicted to collecting Fuzzy Buddies dolls at all cost. Tommy is forced by the basketball coach to show pep by dressing up as Hootie the mascot.
What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do with Dick? S4, Ep5 Oct. 28, 1998 What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do with Dick? Sally tries to fix Nina up with Eric, a colleague of Don. Dick finds himself attracted to Jennifer, his new office mate.
I Am Dick Pentameter! S4, Ep6 Nov. 4, 1998 I Am Dick Pentameter! Dick is fascinated by Jennifer, his new office mate, and suggests to Mary they should see other people. To his surprise, she agrees.
D3: Judgment Day S4, Ep7 Nov. 11, 1998 D3: Judgment Day Dick wants to break up with Jennifer. Don has asked Sally to go bowling but Sally hasn't got a clue what bowling is.
Indecent Dick S4, Ep8 Dec. 8, 1998 Indecent Dick Sally tries out for a nude photo shoot for an adult magazine at Pendelton State University over the objections of boyfriend Don. Harry tries out home nudism and believes clothing might be a scam. An enraged Dick tracks down a photographer who took nude pictures of Dr. Mary Albright twenty years ago but then has a change of heart. Tommy becomes enamored with a new lab partner.
Happy New Dick! S4, Ep9 Dec. 15, 1998 Happy New Dick! Tommy organizes a new year party at the bar where Harry works while Dick feels he hasn't accomplished anything the past year.
Two-Faced Dick S4, Ep10 Jan. 5, 1999 Two-Faced Dick After three years, the Big Giant Head has granted Sally's request to be a man and switches Sally and Dick's bodies.
Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons S4, Ep11 Jan. 12, 1999 Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons Dick receives an invitation for a family reunion that was meant for someone else but the Solomons go anyway.
Dick and Taxes S4, Ep12 Feb. 2, 1999 Dick and Taxes When they lie on their IRS form, the Solomons receive an audit notice and fear the IRS will discover they're aliens.
Sally Forth S4, Ep13 Feb. 9, 1999 Sally Forth While Dick is in a feud with the Dubceks, Don asks Sally to marry him.
Paranoid Dick S4, Ep14 Feb. 16, 1999 Paranoid Dick Dick convinces Mary there's a conspiracy against her at the university.
The House That Dick Built S4, Ep15 Feb. 23, 1999 The House That Dick Built Sally moves out while Harry and Vicki are considering having a baby.
Superstitious Dick S4, Ep16 Mar. 2, 1999 Superstitious Dick Dick and Mary both receive a chain letter. Mary throws hers away and a lot of bad luck befalls her.
Y2dicK S4, Ep17 Mar. 16, 1999 Y2dicK Dick discovers computers and gets hooked.
Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon S4, Ep18 Apr. 6, 1999 Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon Sally meets Italian-American Sammy Marchetti, who's also known as 'the Butcher'. Mary & Dick and Harry & Vicki go to a couple's retreat.
Citizen Solomon S4, Ep19 Apr. 27, 1999 Citizen Solomon The Solomons hire a maid now that Sally has moved out. Tommy becomes editor-in-chief of the school paper.
Alien Hunter S4, Ep20 May 4, 1999 Alien Hunter Birthday boy Dick meets a woman, Charlotte, who's very interested in him.
Dick v. Strudwick S4, Ep21 May 11, 1999 Dick v. Strudwick Strudwick, a colleague of Dick, has written a physics book that everyone considers to be brilliant, which makes Dick very jealous.
Near Dick Experience S4, Ep22 May 18, 1999 Near Dick Experience Tommy, Harry and Sally had a near death experience and appreciate the world like never before. A jealous Dick wants to experience this too.
Dick's Big Giant Headache: Part 1 S4, Ep23 May 25, 1999 Dick's Big Giant Headache: Part 1 The Big Giant Head comes to Earth.
Dick's Big Giant Headache: Part 2 S4, Ep24 May 25, 1999 Dick's Big Giant Headache: Part 2 The Big Giant Head continues to behave ill-mannered, inappropriate and unadapted.
Episode I: The Baby Menace S5, Ep1 Sep. 21, 1999 Episode I: The Baby Menace
Dick for Tat S5, Ep2 Sep. 28, 1999 Dick for Tat When a drunk Mary tells him she once had a fling with Strudwick, Dick wants to get even with Strudwick by sleeping with his wife.
The Fifth Solomon S5, Ep3 Nov. 2, 1999 The Fifth Solomon Dick wrecks the car and, to their surprise, the Solomons miss the car and feel sentimental about it.
Dial M for Dick S5, Ep4 Nov. 9, 1999 Dial M for Dick Mary invites the Solomons to a murder mystery weekend. However, the Solomons don't know it's not real.
Dick and Tuck S5, Ep5 Nov. 16, 1999 Dick and Tuck Dick considers undergoing plastic surgery.
Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner S5, Ep6 Nov. 23, 1999 Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner The Solomons learn about racism.
Sex and the Sally S5, Ep7 Nov. 30, 1999 Sex and the Sally Dick learns about tipping while Sally learns sex can lead to pregnancy.
Charitable Dick S5, Ep8 Dec. 14, 1999 Charitable Dick Dick discovers charity when he and Mary go to a charity auction. Don can't sleep because Sally snores.
The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary S5, Ep9 Jan. 11, 2000 The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary Mary wants to make a documentary about the Solomons.
Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary S5, Ep10 Jan. 25, 2000 Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary Mary suggests she and Dick should spend time with another couple. Tommy, Harry and Sally discover the laundromat.
Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid S5, Ep11 Feb. 8, 2000 Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid Tommy hopes to lose his virginity to Alissa on Valentine's Day.
The Big Giant Head Returns S5, Ep12 Feb. 22, 2000 The Big Giant Head Returns The Big Giant Head returns to take his son with him to the home planet.
Rutherford Beauty S5, Ep13 Feb. 22, 2000 Rutherford Beauty Dick has erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally is under the spell of a cooking expert a la Martha Stewart.
This Little Dick Went to Market S5, Ep14 Mar. 14, 2000 This Little Dick Went to Market Dick and Tommy go into business and buy shares. Sally feels her position as the toughest chick is threatened by Janice, the new, tough and strong rookie cop.
Youth Is Wasted on the Dick S5, Ep15 Mar. 21, 2000 Youth Is Wasted on the Dick Don and a few colleagues settle in the Solomons' house because they suspect there's a video pirate in the neighborhood. Dick wants to know what it's like to be young.
Dick Strikes Out S5, Ep16 Mar. 28, 2000 Dick Strikes Out A new chancellor arrives at Pendleton and his plans make Dick decide to organize a strike.
Shall We Dick? S5, Ep17 Apr. 18, 2000 Shall We Dick? Sally and Alissa become friends, much to the chagrin of Don and Tommy. Dick and Mary enter a dance contest, despite the fact Mary can't dance.
Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole S5, Ep18 May 2, 2000 Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole Dick and Harry fall down a hole. A hole expert is hired to get them out.
Frankie Goes to Rutherford S5, Ep19 May 9, 2000 Frankie Goes to Rutherford Because of a misunderstanding, Frank, a former student of Mary who's gay, thinks Dick is gay too and takes him to a gay bar.
Dick Solomon's Day Off S5, Ep20 May 16, 2000 Dick Solomon's Day Off Dick finds out what sick days are and what one can use them for. Harry, Sally and Tommy listen to cellphone conversations on Don's scanner.
The Big Giant Head Returns Again: Part 1 S5, Ep21 May 23, 2000 The Big Giant Head Returns Again: Part 1 Sally thinks Alissa wants to dump Tommy, Harry wants to ask Janice out and the Big Giant Head (visiting Earth once again) admits his marriage is troubled.
The Big Giant Head Returns Again: Part 2 S5, Ep22 May 23, 2000 The Big Giant Head Returns Again: Part 2 Dick tells the others The Big Giant Head is his father and Tommy finds out Sally dumped Alissa on his behalf.
Les Liaisons Dickgereuses S6, Ep1 Oct. 24, 2000 Les Liaisons Dickgereuses To Mary's chagrin, her rich sister Renata visits and Dick thinks up a plan to punish her for the grief she caused Mary. Sally and Harry start a youth center in the Solomon's living room.
Fear and Loathing in Rutherford S6, Ep2 Oct. 31, 2000 Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
InDickscretion S6, Ep3 Nov. 14, 2000 InDickscretion Inspired by Jack Kerouac, Tommy decides to go 'on the road'.
Dick'll Take Manhattan: Part 1 S6, Ep4 Nov. 21, 2000 Dick'll Take Manhattan: Part 1 Out of boredom, Dick, Sally and Harry go to a parallel universe and end up in New York where they all live the good life.
Dick'll Take Manhattan: Part 2 S6, Ep5 Nov. 28, 2000 Dick'll Take Manhattan: Part 2
Why Dickie Can't Teach S6, Ep6 Dec. 5, 2000 Why Dickie Can't Teach Sally is stunned to find Rutherford's 10 most powerful men don't include her beau, Officer Don. With Tommy about to matriculate, Sally focuses her alien super powers on getting Don to be the man she can be the great woman behind. Dick can't bear for Tommy to go away for university, so he pushes to lure him to the local clown college, where Dick teaches. Commander Dick can't admit his empty nest anxiety, so he stresses the diploma mill's advantages, like his fabulous teaching.
B.D.O.C. S6, Ep7 Dec. 12, 2000 B.D.O.C. Tommy goes away to college, causing Dick extreme parental withdrawal. Meanwhile, Sally & Harry interview potential replacements, and Sally hires a “pretty boy” to be the new information officer.
Red, White & Dick S6, Ep8 Dec. 19, 2000 Red, White & Dick
Dick Digs S6, Ep9 Jan. 9, 2001 Dick Digs Sally, Harry and Tommy rent out Dick's room, while Dick and Mary are away on an archaeological dig, where Mary is disappointed to come up empty after Dick finds a “pointy rock”.
There's No Business Like Dick Business S6, Ep10 Jan. 16, 2001 There's No Business Like Dick Business Mary has her purse snatched in a park, so Harry, Nina and Mary attend a self defense course that Don is teaching. Dick and Sally become a nightclub magician and a glamorous assistant.
A Dick Replacement S6, Ep11 Jan. 30, 2001 A Dick Replacement
Dick's Ark S6, Ep12 Feb. 6, 2001 Dick's Ark Sally gets a job doing TV weather. Dick gives little respect to Mary's wish to spend some time apart.
You Don't Know Dick S6, Ep13 Feb. 13, 2001 You Don't Know Dick
My Mother, My Dick S6, Ep14 Feb. 20, 2001 My Mother, My Dick
Glengarry Glen Dick S6, Ep15 Apr. 17, 2001 Glengarry Glen Dick Dick and Don share the cost of a timeshare. Sally discovers Tommy has grown taller than Harry.
Dick Soup for the Soul S6, Ep16 May 1, 2001 Dick Soup for the Soul
Mary Loves Scoochie: Part 1 S6, Ep17 May 8, 2001 Mary Loves Scoochie: Part 1
Mary Loves Scoochie: Part 2 S6, Ep18 May 15, 2001 Mary Loves Scoochie: Part 2
The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part 1 S6, Ep19 May 22, 2001 The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part 1
The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part 2 S6, Ep20 May 22, 2001 The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part 2 Elvis Costello entertains at the Solomon's going away party.